Workout Worriers Gifts

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

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'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Jeff was watching his weight.

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

Charlotte insists on a second opinion.

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

'Try to get less exercise.'

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."