Home Workout Woes Gifts

Floor exercise: crying uncontrollably

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Sisyphus during Covid

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'Mom, do I have to hold my plank through desert, too?'

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

Sport

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Exercising in Confinement

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

Power Mower Walking.