Workout Worrier Gifts

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Nervous Oral Testing

I.T. Fear

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Guy in gym

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"The gods really love tight buns."

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Concern Chart

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

Woman and sport trainer

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

'Panic over...it's not mumps just high blood pressure.'

"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice."

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

'It's Mrs Yomp - she can't remember if she should take the aspirin first and call you in the morning, or call you first, then take the aspirin...'

'You're fine.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"They told me to consult with a doctor before beginning an exercise program."

'Your present physical condition reminds me of my 401(K), worth about half of what it once was'

"I can't believe school starts next week. The first math exam is gonna be a killer! Then in six weeks, report cards! I'll probably be grounded!"

'Even hypochondriacs pass away...sooner or later.'