Workout Worrier Gifts

Nervous Oral Testing

I.T. Fear

Guy in gym

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Things look good but let's run a few more tests since mortality runs in your family."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'...And my thirty-seventh symptom....'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Concern Chart

'I'm convinced I've got page 68 of my medical dictionary, doctor!'

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

"The gods really love tight buns."

Woman and sport trainer

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

'You worry too much. Next time something goes wrong, try blaming someone else.'

'Panic over...it's not mumps just high blood pressure.'

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"You know it almost BEGGARS belief that so many people are unwilling to pay for professional pension advice."

I didn't experience any of the side effects listed in the enclosed literature. Should I be concerned?'

'Nothing to be alarmed about Mrs.Harvey, kids do this sort of things all the time. I'm sure whatever your Jimmy's gotten lodged up there, we can get it out.'

'Even hypochondriacs pass away...sooner or later.'

'Your present physical condition reminds me of my 401(K), worth about half of what it once was'

'You're fine.'

"I can't believe school starts next week. The first math exam is gonna be a killer! Then in six weeks, report cards! I'll probably be grounded!"

"My take home pay must have gone to someone else's house."

"So, when you looked up your symptoms, did it say to complain about it incessantly but never seek treatment?"

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"They told me to consult with a doctor before beginning an exercise program."