Weight Lift Worrier Gifts

I don't want to end up muscle-bound. Don't worry. That's not the direction you're headed.

Secretive Weigh In.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Shakespeare in the clink

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

Body Building Mishap

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Exercises

Shorts Dropping.

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"I was building up my pecs."

Heavy syrup

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

Balloons On Barbell.

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Weigh station

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

Bench Press you!

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Atlas' Exercise Machine

Mister Hardo