Weight Lift Worrier Pillows

Secretive Weigh In.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

Shakespeare in the clink

A hunchback rings bells in a gym while other guys pull weights

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Body Building Mishap

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'I'm pretty sure this thing wasn't a @$#%& health hazard when I was drying my underwear on it!'

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

Work Out.

Exercises

Man getting so excited he lifts his desk up.'

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

"I was building up my pecs."

Shorts Dropping.

Heavy syrup

Balloons On Barbell.

'Don't be discouraged if you can only manage one or two of these at first.'

'If you count my outie, I've got a seven-pack.'

Weigh station

The Mosquito bite left an unsightly bump on Tom's body.

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

'I can lift an elephant with one hand. . . Show me an elephant with one hand and I'll lift him.'

Mister Hardo

Atlas' Exercise Machine

Bench Press you!

Weight lifter with his weights caught in his suit.