Weigh-in Worrier Pillows

Secretive Weigh In.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Dieting Motivation.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

New Years Reolutions

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?

Instagram!!!

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'It took a lot of willpower but I finally gave up dieting.'

Woman weighs herself on scales, holding helium balloons.

"Every year it's the same old thing. Another pair of socks and another double chin."

'I have to go on a diet. Evidently the best things in life aren't fat free!!'

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

Shame on You.

"How's the new diet working out?"

'You sure it didn't go around twice?'

Delegation

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

"I like to mix up my exercise routine, usually with sitting on the sofa drinking beer!"

Concerned patient looking at his chart.

"I'm really good at diets, this is my 50th!"

'It's hypochondria-we're going to give a pretend MRI on this tanning bed.'

"I don't care how many sets of bathroom scales I've returned to you. This one's defective too!"

Overweight Woman Cheating On Scales.

'How's the diet coming?'

Successful dieting is just a matter of finding the right diet.

"My fortune says 'The first day of your diet will be hard but the second day will be easier.' That makes sense. By then I'll be off my diet."

"The economy is sagging and so is Walter."

'Hey Lardo! You haven't weighed ourself for a week now.'

"I tried change, it didn't work."