Weight-conscious Wanderer Pillows

Shame on you.

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Secretive Weigh In.

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"My diet book is outselling yours."

'Wouldn't it be easier if we just got more heavier friends?'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

Diet Sugar House.

'Relax! I just read somewhere that 142 pounds is the new 125!'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.

Meditation Center

"I can fit you into a small cubicle on the third floor if you think you can lose twenty pounds."

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

'Why did you switch doctors?', 'The last one was too skinny.'

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

"It takes years before some people are comfortable enough to say hello."

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

Very best ATM's.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"My doctor said I needed to go on a diet. . . Yes, to a new doctor!"

Some Sanctions against Russia Are a Blessing in Disguise

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'Look! The health food shop has been hit by the recession.'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'