Weigh-in Worrier T-Shirts

Secretive Weigh In.

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Dieting Motivation.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

New Years Reolutions

'Wait! Let me clip my nails first.'

"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

Instagram!!!

How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'It took a lot of willpower but I finally gave up dieting.'

Shame on You.

Woman weighs herself on scales, holding helium balloons.

'I have to go on a diet. Evidently the best things in life aren't fat free!!'

'I think I'm going to have to hide the bathroom scale from your mother.'

"Still fat."

"Every year it's the same old thing. Another pair of socks and another double chin."

"How's the new diet working out?"

"I like to mix up my exercise routine, usually with sitting on the sofa drinking beer!"

'You sure it didn't go around twice?'

Delegation

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Concerned patient looking at his chart.

"I'm really good at diets, this is my 50th!"

'It's hypochondria-we're going to give a pretend MRI on this tanning bed.'

Successful dieting is just a matter of finding the right diet.

"I don't care how many sets of bathroom scales I've returned to you. This one's defective too!"

'How's the diet coming?'

Overweight Woman Cheating On Scales.

"The economy is sagging and so is Walter."

"My fortune says 'The first day of your diet will be hard but the second day will be easier.' That makes sense. By then I'll be off my diet."

"I tried change, it didn't work."