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Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"OK, ready to go again?"

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I was all set to go to the gym, but you'd be amazed how much, yoga class and pour-a-glass, sound alike."

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

'Life isn't fair! Most of the stuff I worried about over the years never even happened!'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"I'm exhausted! I've just binge-watched the entire series of 'Fresh Air and Exercise.'"

"Professor Williams had at first been reluctant to join the Assistant Deans in their Think Great Thoughts aerobics. He later came to enjoy the activity."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Executives exercising

Jeff was watching his weight.

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

"The doctor told him to exercise more, so he jogs to the pub."

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

'I thought this was low impact aerobics.'

'This is my favorite machine in the gym.'

And when you give up using this to exercise, with the option keyboard it easily converts into a harpsichord!

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

Charlotte insists on a second opinion.

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

'Try to get less exercise.'

"My blood type...it's the type that doesn't like to exercise."

"You were right, we should've used a smaller medicine ball."

"No, I'm sorry Geoff. I still can't remember you ever having a six pack there."