Workforce Wizard Gifts

"We're still having problems with recruitment, but Martin's making some progress with staff retention."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Stationery Shop

Targets.

In - Out - Pending.

Waiting for retirement.

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Man with post it note

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Tie Rolls

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"