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"We're still having problems with recruitment, but Martin's making some progress with staff retention."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Time Is Money

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

Targets.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

In - Out - Pending.

Waiting for retirement.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

Stationery Shop

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Man with post it note

Tie Rolls

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"