Work-averse Teen Gifts

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

Serious Putty

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

Orchestra playing to working man.

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

'You'll never guess where I got a McJob.'

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Why are you so upset over a little thing like your daughter's bikini.'

"I know I should live every day like it's my last, but if I skip class and my mom finds out it will be my last."

"I can't wear that hat. I have to protect my product."

"We said 'no' but then he started a crowd-funding campaign and bought it himself."

I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times.

'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"

"Jeffrey is interning at Quizno's this summer."