Work-averse Teen Mugs

'I refuse to get a job as long as my allowance is higher than minimum wage.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

"So...do you have a job now?"

Serious Putty

"Looking cool in a car takes practice."

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

Sex Education Class: "Smirking or non smirking?"

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

"Sure I'm Alfred the Great now, but in high school I couldn't get a date."

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

'The nightlife around here? Pretty boring if you ask me Dude: My parents are awake...'

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

Orchestra playing to working man.

'Yes, mom - this is a tattoo! You don't like? Then screw you!'

"I'll kiss you later. Catch! I meant catch you later!"

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

'You'll never guess where I got a McJob.'

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Why are you so upset over a little thing like your daughter's bikini.'

"I can't wear that hat. I have to protect my product."

"I know I should live every day like it's my last, but if I skip class and my mom finds out it will be my last."

"We said 'no' but then he started a crowd-funding campaign and bought it himself."

I tossed a coin to decide between playing golf or going to work. I had to toss the coin four times.

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

'I don't have a bad attitude! I can't help it if everything sucks!'

"Now that I've quit hating girls, I 've got pimples."

"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"

"Jeffrey is interning at Quizno's this summer."