Teen Worker Gifts

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

'You'll never guess where I got a McJob.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"He's gone goth"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"So...do you have a job now?"

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"Allowance?! Yeah, if you take out the trash, I'll allow you to keep living here."

Modern Kids.