Teen Summer Job Experience Enthusiast Gifts

"Jeffrey is interning at Quizno's this summer."

"So...do you have a job now?"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"'The Girl Who Kicked Summer Vacation's Ass.'"

Shrink's Summer Job

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

"Guys, I can't afford to be laid off."

Alcohol and Tobacco Danger

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

Don't do drugs and Don't sniff glue T-Shirts.

"What happens in grade two stays in grade two. Right, Ms. Wesley?"

'Getting fired right now. Have no idea Y! : ('

'You'll never guess where I got a McJob.'

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

"Excuse me, are you hiring for the summer?"

"School starts in two weeks!"

Pelican Summer Jobs

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'

Snow Stab.

"I think you want Koreans advice"

"Look! My first paycheck from my summer job!"

"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"

'I got a job.'