'When I was on amphetamines in my wild youth, I could write a 25 page paper in an hour on a manual typewriter, but not in any known language.'
Wordsmith In Chaos Gifts
Looking for a gift for the wordsmith who thrives in chaos? Our collection celebrates the creative energy and messiness of crafting words. From witty mugs to inspirational prints, these gifts honor the passion and perseverance needed to turn chaos into poetry. Whether they’re scribbling late into the night or organizing chaos into stories, here’s where you’ll find something special to fuel their literary adventures.
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
Reading my Critics
Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.
Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.
Best Seller
"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."
"Remorse sits in my stomach like a piece of stale bread. How does that sound?"
"Swing me with your words."
I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.
Accountant Manqué
A Poet
Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.
Books vs mobile phones
Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...
"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"
"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."
"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."
"I'm the writer-in-residence."
'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'
Tom Stoppard
Wussapalooka
Rudyard Kipling
He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.
Art Gecko.
Emily Dickinson
Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.
"Loads of top US writers have whole teams to support them
Monk Mistake
Best Seller 'Screw You'. Kiss the Author's Ass 2 PM.
Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.
Writer's Block Next 10 Miles
'When I said we should read together I meant separate books.'
"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"
Anna Burns
Wordsmith In Chaos Gifts Collection
Wordsmith In Chaos Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that cheer on the creative chaos of wordsmiths. Find a quirky, inspiring design perfect for their coffee or tea ritual.
Wordsmith In Chaos Pillows
Discover pillows that bring a whimsical touch to any writer’s nook. Perfect for embracing the messy magic of the creative process.
Wordsmith In Chaos Prints
Browse our inspiring prints that highlight the vibrant energy of a wordsmith in chaos. Ideal for decorating a creative space with flair.
Wordsmith In Chaos T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts that celebrate the lively, unpredictable world of writers and poets. Stylish, witty, and made for those who love their creative chaos.