Wordsmith In Shackles Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the dark humor and creative flair of a wordsmith in shackles? Explore our collection of witty mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to the imprisoned poet or locked-up novelist in us all. These thoughtful and playful items are ideal for writers, poets, or anyone who finds inspiration behind bars or in chains, offering a humorous twist on the creative struggle.

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'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

'This book changed my life. I stole it.' mockup

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

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'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!' mockup

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same." mockup

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself. mockup

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

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'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,' mockup

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

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Thru versus Through Traffic

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"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!" mockup

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

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"Meet The Author"

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"Do me next."

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First Novels.

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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle." mockup

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

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"She's been so creative lately."

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Edgar Allen Poe

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Reading my Critics

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Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.' mockup

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

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'Why can't we have a texting bee?' mockup

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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Backfire

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A Copy Editor and His Dog

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"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story." mockup

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

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Cut Price

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"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful." mockup

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

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Someone who knows apostrophes

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Why we need poetry. . .

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What's normal?

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Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket mockup

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

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"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"It turns out everyone here is self-published." mockup

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

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'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?' mockup

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

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It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance. mockup

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

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"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious." mockup

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

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"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?" mockup

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

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Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book. mockup

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

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'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?' mockup

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

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Wordsmith In Shackles Gifts Collection

Wordsmith In Shackles Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs celebrating writers and poets behind bars, bringing humor and inspiration to your daily routine.

Wordsmith In Shackles Pillows

Discover pillows with witty and inspiring designs for writers and poets who enjoy a touch of humor and creativity in their decor.

Wordsmith In Shackles Prints

Browse our prints featuring chained words and poetic ideas—perfect for inspiring your creativity or giving as a thoughtful gift.

Wordsmith In Shackles T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts with clever slogans and designs for creative minds who love to wear their rebellious spirit.