Spelling for Dumbies.
Wordsmith-in-the-making Gifts
Looking for a gift for the wordsmith-in-the-making in your life? Our collection offers humorous and motivational items that fuel creativity and celebrate their love of language. From quirky mugs to inspiring prints, find the ideal token of encouragement for aspiring writers and language lovers who enjoy a touch of wit and charm in their creative journey.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Torturing the English Language
Thru versus Through Traffic
"Meet The Author"
"She's been so creative lately."
First Novels.
Edgar Allen Poe
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
"Do me next."
Reading my Critics
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Cut Price
A Copy Editor and His Dog
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
Backfire
Someone who knows apostrophes
Why we need poetry. . .
"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?
What's normal?
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
Wordsmith-in-the-making Gifts Collection
Wordsmith-in-the-making Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the wordsmith-in-the-making, perfect for brewing inspiration and starting the day with a smile.
Wordsmith-in-the-making Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows that bring comfort and inspiration to any creative space for the budding author or language lover.
Wordsmith-in-the-making Prints
Find inspiring prints perfect for adorning the writing nook or office of the emerging wordsmith, adding personality and motivation.
Wordsmith-in-the-making T-Shirts
Discover our range of t-shirts crafted for aspiring writers, blending wit and creativity into stylish apparel they’ll love to wear.