Personnel. Hiring. You didn't answer this question, "Do you work well under pressure?" Hey! Lighten up, will you?!
Wordsmith Under Pressure Gifts
Looking for a gift for your wordsmith friend who thrives under pressure? Our collection celebrates the art of crafting perfect words even when the clock is ticking. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts, find items that honor their relentless creativity and love of language. These gifts are ideal for writers, editors, or anyone who turns stressful situations into opportunities for brilliance. Bring a smile to their face and fuel their passion for words with our thoughtful and funny designs.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."
Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker
Campaign for Plain English
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.
"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"
Thru versus Through Traffic
Torturing the English Language
"Meet The Author"
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
Edgar Allen Poe
"Do me next."
"She's been so creative lately."
First Novels.
Reading my Critics
Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'
'Why can't we have a texting bee?'
"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."
Cut Price
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
A Copy Editor and His Dog
Backfire
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
Someone who knows apostrophes
Why we need poetry. . .
Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket
What's normal?
It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.
"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'
Wordsmith Under Pressure Gifts Collection
Wordsmith Under Pressure Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for wordsmiths under pressure—fuel their creativity with humor and style that keeps up with their busy minds.
Wordsmith Under Pressure Pillows
Need a cozy gift for a stressed-out writer? Our pillows add comfort and a touch of humor to any creative space.
Wordsmith Under Pressure Prints
Brighten up their workspace with prints that celebrate the art of the pressured wordsmith—motivational, witty, and uniquely crafted for writers under fire.
Wordsmith Under Pressure T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the creative minds who thrive under deadlines—witty, stylish, and perfect for those who turn stress into success.