Woolly Fashion Critic Gifts

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'That guy is SO tacky.'

"I think your tailor has seriously miscalculated your rise, Herbert."

My Mom texted me to let me know she hates all the fonts she saw this week.

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

How to recognize a German tourist...

'I tried on these jeans. I didn't think they were stretch jeans, but they stretched.'

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

Mirror, mirror, oval in shape, who's that pretentious beret-wearing ape?

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

Avoid boys who spend more on hair products than you do!

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Budget cure

Before becoming an astronomer, James worked in the fashion industry.

'What's with kids nowadays and tattoos?'

Style Consultant

"No, you can't go out like that. Just because the world is ending is no reason to dress like a heathen."

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

Sheep Fishing

'You won't come out with me in MY outfit when I stay in with you in THAT outfit?'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Pants...Before & After