Woolens Gifts

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Happy now?'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

The wool club for mammoths.

"My parents hate it."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"Your father helped me, too."

Sheep Knitting.

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

My feet were cold.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

Will work for grass

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

" know a bargain when I see one!"

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

Fleeces for sale

'Well, Martha, there goes the end of our virgin wool.'