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"It was better before God took up knitting."

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Genetic Manipulation

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"My parents hate it."

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

The wool club for mammoths.

Shear Love.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Sheep Knitting.

Wool jumpers: Meet the author

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"We quickly realized it was fruitless trying to compete, so now we work together and sell blended wool..."

"Is that my best sheepskin?! I told you dry-clean only!"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

One of their favourite games was to pull the wool over their eyes.

Will work for grass

"I told you not to give them a bath in hot water!"

'The wool is virgin - it's none of your damn business about the sheep!'

The Red Cat: Home is where the hearth is/Fancy Dress/Dances with wools.

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

'I have no idea how many I have in my flock. Every time I start counting them I fall asleep.'

Fleeces for sale

'Well, Martha, there goes the end of our virgin wool.'