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"Please, Melissa, just give him your cashmere!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

'Quit fooling around, Gog. Do the assignment.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

"I really got used to working from home."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

With the office space available, we have no choice but to believe in teamwork!

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Did I say 'corner office'? I meant 'corner of my office'."

'Thank you - but I prefer to stand.'

You're fortunate you have a cubicle. Due to cutbacks, my boss makes us wear horse blinders.

STRIP *Community Care * Squeezing it all in before lunch

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

"I miss the old cubicles."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

'I take it the Change Seminar stripped you down to your vulnerabilities.'

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'