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'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Glastonbury. After.

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

I could have danced all night!

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"Measure twice, cut once...and curse three times!"

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Friday

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

A DIY disaster.

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"We should have taken the cubicles."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Brandon isn't adapting well to the open office concept."

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Thank God it's Friday', thought the watercooler.

Circus Act

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Getting through the week.

Non-Jet Lag.