Wordle Warriors T-Shirts

"I got Wordle in two this morning! I don't even know what 'ennui' means." "Everyone despised Larry."

Shampoo.

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

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Soldier armed with a pen.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

The Physiciatrist...

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

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The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"If you want to make a difference, become a mathematician."

Decapitated coffee.

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"I'll start thinking outside the box when the box is empty."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Shakespeare in the clink

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

'Coleridge'

"Hell: The Airport"

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'