Witty Water Chooser Gifts

'Would you like a drink with your meal?' - 'Yes, I'd like a glass of water, please.' - 'Still or sparkling?' - 'Tap.' - 'Cheapskate.' - 'Bite me.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'You are doing it wrong.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'Boat Launch'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

Now sanitize the lamp and yell your wishes.

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

No, he wants the other one … No, not that one … No, to your right … No, above that one …

The Water Diviner

One Way/Two Ways.

Mechanics price list.

'We're de-salting water?'

"Wow nice jump!"

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

saving water

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.