Witty Water Enthusiast Gifts

"I always think when I jump into the pool, that somewhere they're putting up a tidal wave warning!"

Bring your own inflatable.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Leak in the fish tank.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I thought it was deeper here."

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'May I have a glass of Perrier with a twist of lemon and a straw?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

Pool lovers

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."