Witty Water Enthusiast Pillows

"I always think when I jump into the pool, that somewhere they're putting up a tidal wave warning!"

Bring your own inflatable.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Leak in the fish tank.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"I thought it was deeper here."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water

Pool lovers

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

''Why, I feel as light as a feather,' thought Shirley, 'I don't think I'll go on that diet, after all!'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."