Witty Water Chooser Pillows

'Would you like a drink with your meal?' - 'Yes, I'd like a glass of water, please.' - 'Still or sparkling?' - 'Tap.' - 'Cheapskate.' - 'Bite me.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'You are doing it wrong.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

'Boat Launch'

'You know it's too hot to use the sprinkler when the spray turns to steam.'

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

The Water Diviner

Mechanics price list.

One Way/Two Ways.

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

'We're de-salting water?'

"Wow nice jump!"

Recycle your problems. Many of our neuroses, hang-ups and character defects can be re-used by others.

'I'll trade you my topsoil for your apple.'

saving water

A sink with one faucet is labeled 'H2' and the other labeled '0'.

Canoeing on a Dried River Bed

"Ignore that sign. It's okay."

A Women Out For A Walk With Her Children.

"There are three courses of action we can take now - I can call you Ace, Chief, or Big Guy."

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."