Witty Sense Of Humor Gifts

Whipping Cream

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"I love this time of year."

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

Magnet at scrapyard

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Is this your father, little guy? No, lady, my father is a libel attorney, and you'll be hearing from him.

Spiv

"I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't tell my kids that I'm actually made of money."

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

Tom Bowler

"Can I have a knife and fork, please."

Under Canvas

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"