Witty Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

Whipping Cream

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"I love this time of year."

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Magnet at scrapyard

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

Spiv

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Tom Bowler

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"Can I have a knife and fork, please."

Under Canvas

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."