Witty Sense Of Humor Mugs

Whipping Cream

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"I love this time of year."

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

'How is this for a headline: Climate change denial blogs cause further global warming.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Magnet at scrapyard

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"It's called 'A Package Holiday'"

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"You have a lot of unresolved anger and it's settled in your hat."

Spiv

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Tom Bowler

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"Can I have a knife and fork, please."

Under Canvas

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."