Witty Reader Pillows

Sense, Sensibility & Sid, Attorneys at Law. 'We cover all the bases.'

'Dumming it Down for Dummies' Book.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Bangers and Mash

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"Bed Spread"

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

'Ms. Hatton, take a letter, a number and a hike...'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

Paper Boy

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"Inactivists"

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

Cold caller.

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'This is a no rise office.'

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

The Gilmore Girls

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Twigs... great, that'll be comfortable.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Spiv

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"