Witty Driver Gifts

Searching for the perfect present for the witty driver? Our collection features witty and fun products designed for those who love to hit the road with humor and style. From humorous mugs to clever prints, find a gift that drives home your good humor and appreciation. Whether it's for a seasoned traveler or a new driver, our witty driver collection is sure to bring a smile to their face and add some personality to their journey.

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'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.' mockup

'We'd like a GPS device that would direct us to affordable gas.'

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'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.' mockup

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

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My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too. mockup

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

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Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style. mockup

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

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Moses comes to Los Angeles.

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"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on." mockup

"Actually the salary isn't important. . . I just need a desk to rest my feet on."

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"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

"My compliments to whoever opened the can." mockup

"My compliments to whoever opened the can."

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"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy." mockup

"And if anything goes wrong I'd like to donate my body to comedy."

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Ducks crossing.

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SCUBER

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Driving home for Christmas.

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"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."

"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday." mockup

"Mr. Berkowitz, I and my Jewish career counselor, hereby wish you a mazel tov on your birthday."

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"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?" mockup

"How about a self-inflating-a-flat-tire car?"

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'Sorry. No trade-ins.'

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'I've been glamped!'

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I brake for elves.

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'Every Hallowe'en barbeque he goes way over the top!'

'Every Hallowe'en barbeque he goes way over the top!' mockup

'Every Hallowe'en barbeque he goes way over the top!'

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"Probably shouldn't have finished off the saltines."

"Probably shouldn't have finished off the saltines." mockup

"Probably shouldn't have finished off the saltines."

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'To hell with high gas prices!'

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"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?" mockup

"Say, aren't we a bit too old to drive a car?"

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Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi. mockup

Salt flats - 100mi. Low sodium salt flats - 150mi.

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Lanard, Bonwell, Wilson & Brockman: Based on the standup comedy of Steve Lanard

Lanard, Bonwell, Wilson & Brockman: Based on the standup comedy of Steve Lanard mockup

Lanard, Bonwell, Wilson & Brockman: Based on the standup comedy of Steve Lanard

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"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today." mockup

"There are no targets, dear. You've been dying too many drones today."

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"Do you sell backup cameras?"

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Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles. mockup

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

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Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.' mockup

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

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Detour 50c.

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'I'm afraid your Unique Selling Point isn't pointy enough.'

'I'm afraid your Unique Selling Point isn't pointy enough.' mockup

'I'm afraid your Unique Selling Point isn't pointy enough.'

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'Step on it Jarvis...I have a 10.30 appointment.'

'Step on it Jarvis...I have a 10.30 appointment.' mockup

'Step on it Jarvis...I have a 10.30 appointment.'

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"You're going pretty fast, Grandpa." mockup

"You're going pretty fast, Grandpa."

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Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'. mockup

Crash test dummy standing by his car.A sign on it says 'My other car is a write off'.

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Bug on the windshield.

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Caution- Watch Out For Drool.

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"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency." mockup

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

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Witty Driver Gifts Collection

Witty Driver Mugs

Discover more hilarious and clever mugs designed for the witty driver to brighten every morning and road trip.

Witty Driver Pillows

Find fun and witty pillows that showcase their love for driving, adding humor and personality to any space.

Witty Driver Prints

Browse humorous and clever prints for the witty driver: perfect for decorating their home or garage with a touch of road-ready humor.

Witty Driver T-Shirts

Explore our collection of witty driver t-shirts that blend humor with style—perfect for casual outings and road trip attire.