Witticism Fans Pillows

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Czarcasm

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Loopholes

Sharp Eyes

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.

Pressing Problem

Frock Coat

Witty T-Shirt Guy

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

Aleksandr Griboyedov

Strike A Balance

Back Down

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

Neither Here nor There

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Jugular Vein

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'