Witticism Fans Gifts

Cosmetics keep men from reading between the lines.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Czarcasm

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Loopholes

"Your sense of humor has gone from dry to arid. . ."

'Time and tide wait for no woman..'

Sharp Eyes

Stephen Fry.

Counsel's Opinion.

Oscar Wilde

Frock Coat

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

"What does 'inexplicable' mean..?"

Witty T-Shirt Guy

Pressing Problem

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"I would have thought you'd be pleased."

Strike A Balance

To some people, sarcasm is a second language.

'Yes, we made something better than sliced bread and built a better mousetrap, but maybe R&D needs new blood.'

Aleksandr Griboyedov

Neither Here nor There

'He may be loaded, Tammy, but he's still a dirt-eating worm.'

'I want you to try an alternate cure for your insomnia-start watching daytime television.'

Jugular Vein

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

Another day, another conquest

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

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