Wipeout Enthusiast Gifts

Surfing tours.

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Ask me about my uppercut.

Tooth Fairy sitting with judges at boxing match.

'I need something to spill.'

"Oh no!"

"I'm so overscheduled. If it weren't for timeouts, I'd have no free time at all."

"Anybody want to merge with a steel mill?"

Sorry you're leaving.

Knock-out at the boxing match.

'Cleverclogs here has all the answers but never the right ones!'

"You know what I want for our twentieth anniversary? A Dumpster."

"Must you always have an answer?"

Taxidermist Pugilist.

"Oh, I hate the taste. It's the ritual I adore."

"Wanna see my booger collection, Mindy Sue?!"

Bye, Bye, Slob!

'Go on, give it brain damage.'

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

'Time to go to 'Plan B' . . . Knock him out!'

'When is the world going to realize that we know everything?!'

'I don't need them. My wife knows everything.'

'Are you boycotting any product at the moment?'

Man wearing shirt: 'I was voted off the island and all I got was this lousy t-shirt'

Okay, listen, just stay right there. Don't move, even when you get stepped on. Ernie, a third base coach does not coach third base.

'To tell you the truth, I thought I lost the fight.'

"No need to apologize. You had a job to do and you did it."

"Oh wow! Adam is on his surfing board. . ."

'We have no use for an encylopedia in this house. My husband thinks he knows everything.'

'Welcome to Maximum Security. Options include walking, reading a book, or taking the all important lunch break.'

"I've never been out on litter patrol before boss."