Buyout Enthusiast Gifts

Searching for a gift for a buyout enthusiast? Explore our curated collection of fun and witty items that capture their love of closing deals and making smart moves. Perfect for anyone who thrives on negotiations and turning opportunities into victories.

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"Anybody want to merge with a steel mill?"

"Anybody want to merge with a steel mill?" mockup

"Anybody want to merge with a steel mill?"

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"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

"Well, it looks like the merger is off." mockup

"Well, it looks like the merger is off."

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'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!' mockup

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

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"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?" mockup

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

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"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover." mockup

"So far it doesn't look like a hostile takeover."

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'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.' mockup

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

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'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.' mockup

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

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"Nobody wants to merge with us."

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Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong. mockup

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

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Business Partners' vows

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"I always cry at mergers."

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'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...' mockup

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

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Last Chance for Everything.

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"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..." mockup

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

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'The buildings are merging.'

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Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media mockup

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

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After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger mockup

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

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'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?' mockup

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

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Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Teaching evolution in the business schools. mockup

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

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"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid." mockup

"I can't decide which I'd rather do- make a twenty-billion-dollar bid of turn down a twenty-billion-dollar bid."

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Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

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'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.' mockup

'Just sign your approval for the heliport and we can both go about our business.'

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'Shove' (at big sale).

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"I am in training for the sales." mockup

"I am in training for the sales."

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"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times." mockup

"I've been working remote so long I didn't know my company has been bought and sold three times."

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'Our only hope is a merger so we can become too big to fail.'

'Our only hope is a merger so we can become too big to fail.' mockup

'Our only hope is a merger so we can become too big to fail.'

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"So many acquisitions lately ... should we be worried?"

"So many acquisitions lately ... should we be worried?" mockup

"So many acquisitions lately ... should we be worried?"

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'I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people to set up a meeting on a merger.'

'I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people to set up a meeting on a merger.' mockup

'I'll have what's left of my people get in touch with what's left of your people to set up a meeting on a merger.'

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'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!' mockup

'Put them there because we can't figure why they're successful!'

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'Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company.'

'Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company.' mockup

'Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company.'

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'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.' mockup

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

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'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.' mockup

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

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"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead." mockup

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

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'I assumed when we merged that we'd have our own desk.'

'I assumed when we merged that we'd have our own desk.' mockup

'I assumed when we merged that we'd have our own desk.'

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Buyout Enthusiast Gifts Collection

Buyout Enthusiast Mugs

Explore our collection of buyout enthusiast mugs, perfect for adding a touch of wit to their daily coffee ritual.

Buyout Enthusiast Pillows

Discover our buyout-themed pillows—bring humor and comfort to their living or work space.

Buyout Enthusiast Prints

Browse our buyout enthusiast prints—add some personality to their home office or workspace.

Buyout Enthusiast T-Shirts

Check out our selection of buyout enthusiast t-shirts—ideal for making a bold statement about their passion for deals.