Clear-out Enthusiast Gifts

Holiday Boot Sale

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Sweep the board.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Next time don't use a herbed vinegar."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

'But you said to clean my room.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Dust Bunny

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

Cleaning up space junk.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

A catch-all is born.

Carpet Cleaner.

His master's chill-out album

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Floor Cleaner

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

On the house

Magic Carpet Cleaning

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'My Graham is very house-proud.'

Hospital Cleaning.

"Clean your specs, lady?"

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

'They say he came to clean up the town.'