Wipe-out Wonder Gifts

"Oh wow! Adam is on his surfing board. . ."

'But what is the universe for?'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."

Sportknitting

God's studio assistants

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

The Bluetooth Fairy.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"I've absorbed all matter within my gravitational pull. I should be happy..."

"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."

"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!

Cow Exerecise

'I don't mumble! I babble!'

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

One hit wonder, please help!