"Oh wow! Adam is on his surfing board. . ."
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'But what is the universe for?'
"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."
"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."
"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"
"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"
'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.
Monosyllabic Crisis Center
"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"
"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."
'What about three-day Sabbaths?'
"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"
"That 'knowledge equals power' thing will take you only so far."
Sportknitting
'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'
God's studio assistants
The Bluetooth Fairy.
A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.
"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"
"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."
Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.
Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.
'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'
'I can't understand why I don't lose weight.. I walk five miles a day.'
AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'
Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.
"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."
"As we zoom out, out, out, we begin to see our amazing universe in all its dangerous glory."
"I've absorbed all matter within my gravitational pull. I should be happy..."
"It's for what?! I thought it was a bark amplifier!
Cow Exerecise
It's entirely your choice: a crop circle followed by a probing, or a probing followed by a crop circle
'I don't mumble! I babble!'
Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?
'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'
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