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"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

George Michael

Tiny Visions

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"That's my boy!"

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

"Oooh! What's he gonna do now?!"

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Jesus falling over a wave.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Moses Parting the Red Tea

Lancelot put to the Test.

Don't Walk on the Water

"Which button on the phone did you press?"

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

"So that's Ireland."

'To me! Let's party.'

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

'That lumbago you just got rid of - you gave to me!'

"Change of plan. We decided to go with a material that doesn't spoil so quickly."

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham