Hit Single Enthusiast T-Shirts

George Michael

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

Nick Cave

A day at the races

"Music has doubled my income..."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

The Chrysler Buildinger

"That's what you get when you fall in love…. You get a lot of germs and you catch pneumonia." "I'll never fall in love again…."

"Hi, this is Bill Gates. Time to buy some new software."

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"And now, our newest hit song..."

'I'm not saying he's immature, but 'our song' is the theme to 'Sesame Street'.'

Adele: Rolling in the dough!

Andrew Cuomo & Snake Plissken

Welcome to the West Side

'Gosh, Jane, you're even prettier than that cute little chimpanzee I was out with last week!'

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

The simple pleasures of living alone....

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

'Today is the day that 'Black Bean Couscous' kicks 'Classic Macaroni Salad' butt.'

"If winning isn't everything, why do you break down and cry when your stocks fall?"

Love in The Heights

"They'll thank me – you can't get pigeons like these in Amagansett."

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

Manhattan Cat atop the Woolworth Building

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Middle aged Americans yearn for music with understandable lyrics. The Doors, Hendrix, Bob Dylan."