One-hit Wonder Enthusiast Pillows

One hit wonder, please help!

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Tiny Visions

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

Monosyllabic Crisis Center

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"That's my boy!"

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

'You can't win -- I turned the water into wine, and then everybody wanted free refills!'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

Jesus falling over a wave.

Lancelot put to the Test.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

Moses Parting the Red Tea

"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

"Which button on the phone did you press?"

"So that's Ireland."

"OK, who's the joker?"

'It was built by the ancients as a calendar. We know because each pillar has a kitten doing something really cute carved on it!'

Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.

'To me! Let's party.'

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."