Note Hit Wonder Pillows

Man singing note at doctor.

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Baby Mozart.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Musical genres

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'Champions league'

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"I compose using post it notes!"

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

Musical Pondering.

'I think he is a composer.'

Death Watch

Wise Cracker

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

The Downside Of Being Superman, The Man Of Steel

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

"I thought you meant a football pool."

'Guys, could we try a different inversion?...Guys?'

Taxes

'If you've got a problem with the way I run things around here, take it up with my nanny.'

'I've got a large disposable income.'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

"So typical. Hurry up and wait."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

my boyfriend's a music producer...

Making Music

An obstacle course for musicians,

"Freudian Slip"

Hi, dear, I'm working from work today.

'We feel that as it matures, it will start yielding higher denominations.'