Wreck-it Wonder Gifts

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

Claus 2.0

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Hi Mom!

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Oh course!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"What an amazing view!"

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

It's much easier on my knees.

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

Imran Khan

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

"That's the patent number."

"I could never go wireless."

Bowled out.

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

MasterWitch

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'