Wreckage Wizards Gifts

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

Distilleries Association

Recycling

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

'You seem to be raking in a lot of money.' 'I didn't realize I planted it in pay dirt.'

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

'A Concise map of world religions' ending with 'beer' in Australia

'Surviving the workout is nothing compared to surviving the support group.'

"No, Joan of Arc did not invent welding."

"That reminds me of a joke..."

"It's New York. It wants you back."

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

"Psst. Would you mind giving me a hand with the last brick?

Demo Skittles