Wreckage Wizards Mugs

'I won that in a demolition derby.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Toys?! Good heavens, no! I made my fortune through commercial endorsements.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

Argument between Disposable or Washable Nappies

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

'I'm saving up for a hedge.'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

Sensing fowl nearby, Roger quickly went into his point.

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

Distilleries Association

Recycling

Rembrandt, Surfer Dude.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

'Remember I said I wish I had more arms so I could get more things done? Well the doctor took care of that problem.'

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

'A Concise map of world religions' ending with 'beer' in Australia

"No, Joan of Arc did not invent welding."

"That reminds me of a joke..."

'Surviving the workout is nothing compared to surviving the support group.'

"It's New York. It wants you back."

"If he can't get Yard of the Month, he'd rather just burn it."

Demo Skittles

"Psst. Would you mind giving me a hand with the last brick?

Recycling Point: Strange Objects Whose Purpose Has Never Been Clearly Defined.