Wreck-it Wonder Pillows

"We've been hacked by our enemies! Is there anyone who know something about computers?"

Claus 2.0

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after 3 children all day"

Monkey invents the wheel, while a caveman looks on with failed wheel prototypes.

Hi Mom!

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

'He wants some hair restorer for his birthday.'

'Oh course!'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

'Word came from on high that managers had to develop their IT skills...'

"What an amazing view!"

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady who couldn't even walk upright.'

'Workshop must-haves: a rubber drill.'

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"So what really motivates your colleagues?"

"That's the patent number."

"I could never go wireless."

'It gets me from A to B alright but it won't get me from B back to A!!'

Bowled out.

"Freudian Slip"

'We've listened to staff concerns about the need for more training.'

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

"The last one to The Four Seasons picks up the check."

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

MasterWitch

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."