Winter Wonderland Jokers Gifts

Snow baby

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Snow flake

"Little help?"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Ice skater

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

Keeping Warm in Winter

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Snowman

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'Beach snowman.'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

UFO and snowman

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

Snow Bridge.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Where's my global warming?

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"I love this time of year."

The emerging and exhilarating sport of Ice Golf.

Snowman Driver

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

Snow globe

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."